Megan's Friend Matt

By: Megan 

My friend Matt, good looking and tall,

The ladies dig it, that’s the reason I call.

The game of rugby is his sport,

It’s very manly, but the shorts are SHORT.

He’s from Kansas and loves K state,

They lost to Wisconsin and sealed their fate.

I wish he lived closer, so we could hang out,

But he prefers the snow, so for now I will pout.

How we met is a secret only we can tell,

No matter the price, the story I won’t sell.

Rocks at his window I was forced to throw,

He’s a great catch, like the fish at Bass Pro.

After he reads this, friends we may no longer be,

That’s a risk I’m willing to take, we soon shall see.

So I guess for now, that’s all I’ve got,

My friend Matt, did I mention he’s hot?

Kelly, My Hero

Kelly, My Hero.

By: Megan Bernardy

There comes a time in everyone’s life,

When we come in contact with someone in strife.

When the innocent get rear ended by a random car,

We have to chase the offender, no matter how far.

For committing a hit and run is against the law,

That stupid girl, thought no one saw.

That crappy blue cavi you chased with all your might,

If only you would have caught her, that would have been a sight.

We were late for dinner and you could have ignored,

That’s not your style, so the gas petal we floored.

We did not catch her, for every light was red,

Lucky for her, or she would have been dead.

So to Kelly I commend for her efforts so great,

If you’re in trouble, don’t worry, it’s worth her being late.

Dirty Clothes

To: Megan
From: Kelly

Megan is my friend, even when when I have dirty clothes!

I have this friend named Megan,
And she is very nice and sweet

When we started our night on the town
I knew our time would not be beat!

I did point out to her as we walked out the door, That I had a minor stain

But my friend Megan said don't you dare worry, It won't be a big major pain

Then as we exited that wonderful place,
That we lovingly call MV

A horrifying sight appeared on my shirt, And it was obvious for all to see.

My friend Megan could've ditched me then, And said audios to you

But she looked and me carringly with those friendly eyes And said we'll make it through

Even though my shirt was dirty,
She stood by me in the movie line

She could've been embarrassed,
By that big big stain of mine.

But after that moment I was very sure
I most certainly did know

Megan will be my friend always and forever, Even when I have dirty clothes!