Thanks A lot, Tom

By: Megan Bernardy

This is my boyfriend
And this is his beard.
Some think it’s cool,
But I think it’s weird.

It makes him feel manly
Rugged and tough.
Against my face,
It’s just too rough.

Gillette, Mach 3,
Venus or Bic
I’ll hand deliver
his #1 pick.

But my opinion
He does not care
because Tom Trtan
likes facial hair.